Lyrics
Candidate
As I walk along this road paved with human kindness
I can never forget the price you've paid
I'm an actor on a role, an artificial virus
I'm your daddy, I'm your disgrace
I say, "Kid, just move along, we don't want it - don't need it
Your politics just breed despair
I salute an empty flag of ancient tribalism
And trust me, nobody cares"
For I am your candidate
I am bloody lips and makeup
I'm your caliphate, opioids and mutilation
A celebrity, and my name is competition
I've come to bear your pain, and I can make it go away
I'll make it go away, I'll make it go away
Believers, dupes and clowns
I want you to all gather 'round
To glorify ignorance and fear
I dispense misinformation to a post-truth generation
My darlings, don't shed a tear
For I am your candidate
I am bloody lips and makeup
I'm your caliphate, opioids and revelation
An hermaphrodite in restrooms and service stations
I truly feel your pain, and I can make it go away
I'll make it go away, I'll make it go away
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This song is obviously about Donald Trump. Sadly, the entire song, minus the lines about outright lying, could as easily have been about Obama. Brett is sadly ignorant of this parallel, althoigh it is clear enough to anyone who is not enchanted by either party. But Brett was enamored by Obama amd therefore blind to the parallel. The saddest part is that Brett related Trump to Islam in an Islamophobic way, in the line…
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As a BG song, feel like some of the specific words or phrases hit just as completely as the entire set of lyrics together. The subject (i.e. 'candidate') of the song seems like it switches a little between the perspective of a political figure generally speaking and also the perceptions of rival political sides e.g. right vs. left leaving a simultaneous experience of joy/acceptance/hope and disgust/disappointment. "B…
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Perhaps favorite song on the album :)